Perched behind a carefully and painstakingly crafted hedge, a young, deformed youth sat - observing his prey for the umpteenth time that evening.
'
Just a little more to the left...' sticking his tongue out in concentration, his amber eyes flashed as the unsuspecting Neovian bent forward to pick up the fallen Neopoint glinting in the dim light of dusk as the fog of night descended upon them.
Grinning wolfishly as his target fell for the trap, the youth crowed in delight, betraying his position amongst the groomed greenery.
'
Gotcha!' And with that cry, he lunged forward, startling the elderly Krawk as a blur of green zipped passed him, cackling as he raced down the unevenly paved roads.
Flabbergasted, the old Neovian glanced down at his waistcoat pocket, where his hefty bag of coins had been laying just mere moments before.
A moment of silence passed - and then his cry of outrage sprung forth as he shrieked after the thief, falling over his own feet in his attempt to reclaim his lost property.
Laughing maniacally as he ducked into a narrow alley, Coony tossed the bag in the air, the sound of clinking coins lulling him into further enthusiasm.
"Heh," scoffed Coony, "Should'a known betta than to fall fo' that ol' trick, mistah!"
Smirking as he looked around in careful examination for any followers or better yet - the incredibly lax police force - the small boy sauntered towards the back of the narrow passageway he occupied, dreaming of the multitude of possibilities his latest scavenge could provide for him and Miss Witch.
"She'll oughta be crowin' with laughter when I tell her about ol' McGregory!" said Coony as he crawled beneath the weakened fence line, breathing in the cool night air as he began striding towards the woods that had offered him and his mistress sanctuary for so long.
"She's been wantin' and hopin' ta get back at 'im after he damaged her product last time," he mused to no one in particular, for at this time of day no one dared venture out into the dark unknown of the trees shading the town around them.
"Fact is, she wanted to get even with 'im herself, but I wouldn't let 'er!" continuing on his personal muttering as he walked over mossy, maggot ridden logs and avoided hissing Slorgclops', the mutated Ixi failed to realize that he had taken the rightmost path into the woods - the complete opposite of his intended destination and a common mistake for those who had short attention spans.
"Too important! Don't wanna git her hurt, since she’s the only one that could help me an’ all...." trailing off the last thought as he absentmindedly toyed with the bag of coins, Coony glanced around the area he found himself in.
"Well shit..." muttered Coony, sighing in exasperation as his fluffed green hair flopped on his forehead, "Took the wrong route. Damn!" Frustrated, he kicked the few stray leaves around him in the empty clearing, setting off a chain of reactions that disturbed the undergrowth beneath him.
Above his head, a Crokabek began to sing it’s song as the moonlight danced on the horrifically silent woods around him. Slowing his breathing and feeling a cold chill go down his back, Coony stepped back and carefully pocketed his latest loot, turning his head from left to right as he looked for any signs of disturbances.
‘
It’s too quiet,’ he thought, feeling his
began to thump painfully in his chest as a slithering sound on his left was picked up from his hypersensitive ears.
“Who’s there?” he called out, withdrawing the short, rusty fork from within the folds of his shirt.